Peter Douglass
Jedi President

Prior to defeating the dark side, Peter battled relentlessly for the good of businesses across the galaxy.  His accomplishments include turning the Death Star into a thriving mega mall and making Princess Laya's earphones the envy of women everywhere. Not satisfied with such phenomenal results he has turned his attention to more noble deeds. Yes, that's right....helping your company make money.

"Its hard being a Jedi 24/7 but it has its rewards. Among them being able levitate, move objects with your mind and grab things that are seemingly out of reach. I don't know how I learned those skills....but I did." says 244 year old Peter.

 


Tom Connor
Warrior of Art Direction

Tom is a warrior, a born fighter. As a designer, he needs to be.  Every day Tom fights through mental barriers to design the most creative and effective messages to get our clients the results they expect.

You may not know it by looking at him, but Tom has the unique ability for time travel and you'll often find him back in 13th century Scotland having fun battling with the English. Why? Well its quite simple really, Tom believes that today's society is getting soft. "I believe that today's society is getting soft." says Tom "Back in 13th century Scotland, real men wore dresses and had some really good fights in them. Today, all that running water and indoor plumbing is just spoiling people."

When he's not fighting for the cause, you'll find Tom doing needlework in his jacuzzi and writing poetry.